February 2012
9 posts
“Dreams are more real than reality itself, they’re closer to the self.”
– Gao Xingjian
joshishollywood:
Sometimes when I’m feeling too energetic I picture having to have dinner with Ricky Gervais and how truly insufferable of an experience that would be when the conversation inevitably turns to atheism at least six times throughout the night
hahahaha!
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
“Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to...”
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