raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs)

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

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u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

mitten:

calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already

(Source: femalesbelike)

sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

(Source: liloury)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

Do you ever see a post and just think ‘Right that’s it, buddy. You’re gone.’

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(Source: greglestrade)

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

stabs:

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(Source: memeousuji)