flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: flightscastiel)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy)

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

(Source: onlinegf)

allantruong:

embarrassing memories hitting u like

(Source: laughcentre)

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

(Source: ernbarassing)

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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(Source: stockphotomodel)

pityfucker:

there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret

(Source: assgrl)

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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(Source: maliciousmelons)

celebritity:

gender: ugly

ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

(Source: sorryugh)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

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